tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3375512083268389933.post866406094558122751..comments2023-09-30T10:36:23.154-05:00Comments on Accidental Historian: Insert Friday-related Pun HereGedshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3375512083268389933.post-73720814076658620302009-09-25T23:27:59.847-05:002009-09-25T23:27:59.847-05:00"Date: Um, is there a happy medium?"
I ..."Date: Um, is there a happy medium?"<br /><br />I LOLed.big anoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3375512083268389933.post-26728255972136626002009-09-25T11:47:20.976-05:002009-09-25T11:47:20.976-05:00Zeus likes his women like he likes his steak: char...Zeus likes his women like he likes his steak: char-broiled.Gedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3375512083268389933.post-5349765073174715392009-09-25T10:55:30.081-05:002009-09-25T10:55:30.081-05:00Or, you know, Zeus could reveal true immortal form...Or, you know, Zeus could reveal true immortal form to his lover and burn her to a crisp.Abelardusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3375512083268389933.post-75272900405256893032009-09-25T10:00:29.211-05:002009-09-25T10:00:29.211-05:00First date with Zeus:
Zeus [takes on form of bull...First date with Zeus:<br /><br />Zeus [takes on form of bull]: Hey, what do you say we go back to my place?<br /><br />Date: I, uh, I'd like to, but I don't really think I could, um, handle that...if you get what I mean.<br /><br />Zeus [takes on form of swan]: How about this instead?<br /><br />Date: Um, is there a happy medium?Gedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3375512083268389933.post-33956569708144289422009-09-25T09:32:09.795-05:002009-09-25T09:32:09.795-05:00Geds: "At least when you got it from Zeus you...Geds: "At least when you got it from Zeus you knew you'd been boned by a god. Or a large bull."<br /><br />Or a swan... which really takes things back in the opposite direction, unless of course it was a very <i>large</i> swan, and even then, wouldn't the feathers tickle or something? (But maybe that's a good thing...) <br /><br />May it comfort you to know that you're not the only one to wonder about these matters.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.com