But then I'd have to give up my Honey Nut Cheerios. I believe that if the Lord truly is loving he will be able and willing to accept all breakfasts as sacrament.
Except we all know that those heathen Whopper-eaters won't be accepted at the big breakfast nook in the sky. Man was made for breakfast, not the other way 'round, after all.
Nice. I remember reading something like that in Lark News a while back:
Rapture Takes TwoI believe that if the Lord truly is loving he will be able and willing to accept all breakfasts as sacrament.Including leftover pizza? Or am I doomed?
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That was the best evah!
I think we should start with the Wheaties- maybe that's what we all missed.
But then I'd have to give up my Honey Nut Cheerios. I believe that if the Lord truly is loving he will be able and willing to accept all breakfasts as sacrament.
Except we all know that those heathen Whopper-eaters won't be accepted at the big breakfast nook in the sky. Man was made for breakfast, not the other way 'round, after all.
Clearly the lord is intolerant of your cheerios (a satanic cereal if there ever was one). You're still here, aren't you?
Yeah, well what do you eat first thing in the morning?
Nice. I remember reading something like that in Lark News a while back:
Rapture Takes TwoI believe that if the Lord truly is loving he will be able and willing to accept all breakfasts as sacrament.Including leftover pizza? Or am I doomed?
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