Crudstunk

Via Dispatches from the Culture Wars: I may well have to queue this disaster up behind After the Flood. I'm not happy about that by any stretch of the imagination. If I do, however, I'll have to borrow a page from John Scalzi's book. Any money spent on The Patriot's Bible will be greatly exceeded by a concurrent donation to Americans United for the Separation of Church and State. And, possibly, other good causes, like the United Nations' World Food Programme or Nothing But Nets. Plus, if you help the various United Nations programs, you get the added benefit of facilitating the rise of the Antichrist. As we all know, their work to halt malaria and starvation in the underprivileged parts of the world has only one goal: to create a super army of little brown people, destroy the United States, and fulfill the prophecies about rivers of blood reaching up to horses' bridles at the final battle of Armageddon. You might want to start donating now on the general principle of the whole thing. You know what? I hope that gets quote-mined...