Saturday, August 8, 2009

I Don't See You Here

I shouldn't be allowed to drink 22 oz bottles of Lagunitas Lucky 13. I sit around on Saturday nights listening to this over and over and over and over again. And, just in case you still had a tiny dose of sanity left... And if you didn't want nightmares, well, I can't help you. I was actually seriously considering writing a real post tonight. I obviously changed my mind...


Anonymous said...

This post officially beats the end boss of the internet. The princess is not in another castle. Just always remember, Wombles can only reproduce by brutally sexually assaulting human beings. So if you see a Womble, run like hell, or else they'll be making you sing "remember you're a rape victim!"

Fiat Lex said...


Thanks, Geds!

Now I won't have to make Dave hunt around on YouTube the next time I want my Pizza Hut and Taco Bell fix. Which will be soon.

Wombles, I haven't seen the video yet, and don't intend to; I'm happy just knowing the song so that I'll know when to flee. (It plays whenever they're around, y'see, like that time Peter Griffin had theme music.)

As for the narwhals, I hadn't seen that before! It's lovely! :D
...Though on the whole I rather think I'd prefer Cthulhu. As Mike Doughty once pointed out (repeatedly), better the devil you know.