I have to confess, I also am unable to be president, since I was born in Kenya to muslim parents. Sure, I look like a tiny white chick, but I assure you I am actually an islamofascist, just check out my birth certificate!!
And your equally unbiased, equivalent-but-opposite news source, Comedy Central!
I am so sick of the Birther conspiracy theory.
See, when crazy left-wingers feel disenfranchised, they bitch on the internet, make ad hominem attacks against right-wing figureheads on public forums, and make preachy movies. When right-wingers feel disenfranchised, they attend town hall meeting in towns where they don't live in order to yell at people, accuse large non-homogenous groups of people of implausible agendas on public forums, and physically assault junior congresspeople who oppose bills they don't like.
'S how it seems to me anyway.
Oh, and politicians of both stripes are perfectly willing to divert public monies into the hands of their favorite megacorps by denying necessary government services to deserving citizens and looting the pension funds of hardworking retirees.
And Dave just found out Bad Religion will be opening for Pearl Jam on the 24th.
I guess I'll never be President. And you know it's true, since this came from the internet.
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I have to confess, I also am unable to be president, since I was born in Kenya to muslim parents. Sure, I look like a tiny white chick, but I assure you I am actually an islamofascist, just check out my birth certificate!!
Funny, I was born at the Terrorist's Children Network Hospital, too.
You can learn so much from the internet. And here I was thinking I was born in Oak Park and had never been out of the country.
If you can't trust the internet, who can you trust?
PF:
They really have wonderful post-natal care. And the complimentary bassinet full of plastic explosives is an excellent touch.
Leigh:
The government?
No, your friends at Fox Network!
And your equally unbiased, equivalent-but-opposite news source, Comedy Central!
I am so sick of the Birther conspiracy theory.
See, when crazy left-wingers feel disenfranchised, they bitch on the internet, make ad hominem attacks against right-wing figureheads on public forums, and make preachy movies. When right-wingers feel disenfranchised, they attend town hall meeting in towns where they don't live in order to yell at people, accuse large non-homogenous groups of people of implausible agendas on public forums, and physically assault junior congresspeople who oppose bills they don't like.
'S how it seems to me anyway.
Oh, and politicians of both stripes are perfectly willing to divert public monies into the hands of their favorite megacorps by denying necessary government services to deserving citizens and looting the pension funds of hardworking retirees.
And Dave just found out Bad Religion will be opening for Pearl Jam on the 24th.
Dammit, dammit, dammit.
I'm'a go read novels till rollover.
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