Friday, February 13, 2009
Show You Care with the Gift of Snark
I’ve seen The dangers of Your rising sign But I swear I’d like To drink the fuel straight from your lighter It’s all inside the wrist, it’s All inside the way you time it I resent the way you make me like myself - Mike Doughty, "Rising Sign" So now that it's Friday the 13th and I'm getting ready to spend the day hiding behind my black cat repelling fence before emerging on Saturday to spend Valentine's Day the way I've always spent Valentine's Day: celebrating the Valentine's Day Massacre with my imaginary girlfriend Olga. Before I go cower in the corner, I figured I'd share this article with everyone. Just goes to show, if you're going to base your life on random superstitions, make sure they're up to date. Oh, and read a couple of the comments. It's kind of funny how people miss the point. I also now wish I was born in the beginning of December. I'd love to have this conversation some day: "So what's your sign?" "Ophiuchus." "Uh..."